军官候补生midshipman[英]['mɪdʃɪpmən] [美]['mɪdʃɪpmən] 中英文小笑话:海军军官候补生 我们在美国海军学院军官候补生中有一个同伴,他的学业很差。他到连队军 官那儿寻求安慰。“你的成绩糟透了,”军官责备他说,“你的学习中是否存在什么问题?” “没有,先生,”候补生回答说,“我搞不清楚是什么问题。我读我的笔记,上课 从不迟到。甚至上课从不讲话,但不知怎么搞的,教授们好像都不喜欢我。” 军官向后一靠,想了想。然后问道:“你睡眠充足吗?” 我同学回答说:“先生,你说的是夜里还是课堂上?” A Midshipman One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling. “Your marks are deplorable!” the officer scolded. “Is there a problem - that has kept you from studies?” “No,sir,” the midshipman replied. “I have no idea what the problem is. I study the notes I take,and I am never late for class. I don’t even talk in class,but for some reason my professors don,t seem to like me.” The officer sat back and thought. Then he asked, “Do you get enough sleep?” My classmate replied, “Sir,do you mean at night or in class?” 中英文例句 1. You won't get that antidote until that midshipman. 你们是拿不到解药的,除非那个军校生。 2. Ma'am, midshipman fourth class huard is present and accounted for, ma'am. 长官,四班海军学员休厄德已到,长官。 3. There were the usual entanglement and noise of carts, drays, omnibuses, waggons, and foot passengers, but the misfortune that had fallen on the wooden midshipman made it strange and new. 像往常一样,手推车、大车、公共汽车、运货马车和行人混杂在一起,熙熙攘攘,发出了各种闹声,可是落到木制海军军官候补生身上的不幸使它们变得古怪与新奇。 4. How do you know it wasn't a midshipman? 你怎知道不是那个军校生 5. For once, a midshipman gives an order. 就这一次,海军军校学生来下命令. |