窗帘blinds[英][blaɪndz] [美][blaɪndz] 中英文小笑话:窗帘挂何处 一位军事训练中士命令两个年轻的女兵去粉刷营房里的一间屋子,并一再强 调不得把涂料弄到她们的制服上。她们很怀疑能不把衣服弄脏,所以就把门插上, 脱了衣服,裸体在里面粉刷。大约一个小时过后,她们听到有人敲门。 “谁呀?”其中一女子问。 “盲人(送窗帘的),”来者答道。 她们觉得让一个盲人进来无妨,就开了门。 “哇,多动人的人儿呀!”那男子惊奇地说,“现在你们想把窗帘挂在哪儿?” Where Do You Want These Blinds A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door. “Who is it?” asked one of the women. “Blind man,”came the reply. Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door. “Wow, what knockouts!” the man said with surprise. “Now, where do you want these blinds?” 中英文例句 1. Eliminate exterior light by closing drapes, shades or blinds. 通过关闭窗帘、遮光布、百叶窗等方式可以消除外部的光亮。 2. The windows are closed the blinds half-pulled and she is not late. 窗户关的严严的,窗帘半卷,她没有迟到。 3. The window blinds on all six storeys are drawn and no one answers the bell. 所有六层楼的百叶窗都被拉起,没有人应门铃。 4. Military families will keep the blinds closed on the windows facing the driveway. 军人的家属们,依旧会将那面向车道的窗户上的百叶窗,不变地关上。 5. As chaney peered out his venetian blinds, he saw the paparazzi camped outside his house in vans and lawn chairs. 钱尼透过他的百叶窗看出去,他看到他的房子外面,狗仔队在货车和草坪椅子上扎营 |