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三个得克萨斯整形外科医生在一起谈论各自做过的手术。 一个说：“我是得克萨斯最好的整形外科医生。一个钢琴家在一次事故中失去了7根手指。我给他接上了。8个月后他为英国女王演奏了一场个人音乐会。” 另一个说："这不算什么。一个年轻人在事故中失去了双臂和双腿。我给他接上了，2年后他在奥林匹克5项径赛中获得了金牌。” 第三个说：“你们都是业余水平。几年前一个牛仔吸入了过量的可卡因，喝了很多酒，骑着马一头撞在了一列时速80英里的火车上。我所能接的只有马屁股和一顶牛仔帽。现在他是美国总统。” A Cowboy Three Texas plastic surgeons were discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. ” One of the others said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.，’ The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I was left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s President of the United States. ’’ |
