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一个黑手党教父得知他的记账员盗用了1000万美元。记账员是个聋子，这也是他得到这份工作的首要原因。教父认为，聋子听不到他在法庭上的证词，于是当审问记账员那1000万的下落时，他带了个懂哑语的律师。 教父问记账员：“你从我那里挪用的1000万在哪儿？” 律师用哑语问记账员：“1000万藏在哪儿了。” 记账员打着手势回答：“我不懂你在说什么。” 律师告诉教父："他说他不懂你在说什么。” 教父拿出一把直径9毫米的手枪，抵住记账员的太阳穴，打开枪栓，说：“再问一次！” 律师向记账员做手势:"要是你不说,他肯定会杀了你！” 记账员用手势回答：“好吧！你臝了！钱在一个棕色的手提箱里，埋在皇后区我表弟恩佐家院子里的棚子后面！" 教父问律师：“他说什么?” 律师答道：“他说你没胆量扣扳机。” The Deaf Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. So, when the Godfather interrogates the book keeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, “Where’s the 10 million you embezzled from me?” The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hid-den. The bookkeeper signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about. The attorney tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking a- bout.” The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says, “Ask him again!” The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!” The bookkeeper signs back, “Okay! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!” The Godfather asks the attorney, “Well, what does he say?” |
