一位女士在当地的超市购物。她选了以下东西:2升低脂牛奶;一纸箱鸡蛋;2升橘子汁;一棵莴苣;6个西红柿;一盒500克的咖啡;一包250克的咸肉。当她把东西放在传送带上准备结账的时候,一个醉汉站在她身后,看她把东西一件一件地放在收银员面前。收银员正在用读码器读她买的东西,醉汉不动声色地说:“你肯定是单身。" 女士听了这话有点吃惊。但是醉汉的直觉激起了她的好奇心,因为她的确是单身。 她看了看传送带上的7件东西,也没有看出她挑的东西有什么奇怪,能给醉汉任何关于她婚姻状况的提示。她按捺不住好奇,问道你知道吗,你说得很对。但是你是怎么知道的呢?" 醉汉回答说:"因为你长得丑。” In the Supermarket A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected : 2 liters of low fat milk a carton of eggs 2 liters of orange juice a head of lettuce half a dozen tomatoes a 500g jar of coffee a 250g pack of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single. ” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her seven items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Because you’re ugly. ’’ |