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多年以来,在杜克大学,化学基础课一直是由托尼教 授讲授的。有一年,有两个学生在平常的测试和期末考试中做得很好,都稳拿了 A,就等参加期末考试了。对于期末考试,他们俩都
多年以来,在杜克大学,化学基础课一直是由托尼教 授讲授的。有一年,有两个学生在平常的测试和期末考试中做得很好,都稳拿了 A,就等参加期末考试了。对于期末考试,他们俩都充满了信心。就在考试前的周末,尽管考试在下周一,他们还是决定去弗吉尼亚大学和朋友聚会。
他们去了,而且过得很愉快,但他们因为宿醉和劳累,在星期天睡了一整天,所以直到周一早上他们才回到杜克大学。没有赶上考试,他们在考试结束后找到托尼教授向他解释他们为什么会错过。他们告诉教授,他们去弗吉尼亚大学度周末,本来打算及时回来复习考试的,但是回来的路上一个轮胎爆胎,而且也没有备用胎。他们花了很长时间也没修好,所以回到学校已经很晚了。
托尼教授想了想,同意让他们第二天补考。这两个家伙很高兴,也放心了,晚上复习了一下,第二天就按教授要求的时间去参加考试。教授让他们一人一个教室,发给每人一份试卷,然后让他们开始答题。
他们看了看第一道题,是道5分题,很简单,是关于道德问题和解决方案的。“不错,”他们心想,"这次考试肯定很简单。"然后,他们翻过试卷,看到的题却出乎意料。那道题仅有四个字:哪个轮胎?(95分)

Two Students Miss a Final Exam
Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by Professor Tony. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms—so much so that going into the final ; they each had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before final's week, despite the chemistry final being on Monday, they decided to go to the University of Virginia to party with some friends.
They did this and had a great time. However, with their hangovers and tiredness, they overslept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they found Professor Tony after the final and explained to him how they missed the final. They told him they went up to the University of Virginia for the weekend and had planned to come back in time to study, but they had a flat tire on the way back and didn’t have a spare. They couldn’t fix it for a long time and were late getting back to campus.
Tony thought this over and agreed that they could take the final the following day. The two guys, elated and relieved, studied that night and went in the next day at the time that Tony had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet. He told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem which was something simple about morality and solutions; it was worth 5 points. “Cool,” they thought, “this is going to be an easy final. They then turned the page. They were unprepared, however, for what they saw on it. The question contained only two words: (95 points) Which tire?



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