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一位男士驾驶着雨果车在红灯处停下来，紧挨着辆劳斯莱斯。他摇下窗玻璃对开劳斯莱斯的人说:"嗨,伙计,真是辆好车,你车上有电话吗？我车上有！ ” 开劳斯莱斯的男士看了看他，傲慢地说：“嗯，有电话。" 雨果车车主说："酷啊！嗨，你车里也有冰箱吗？我雨果车后座上有冰箱。” 劳斯莱斯车主有点烦了，说:“是，我有冰箱。” 雨果车车主接着说:“棒极了，伙计,那你车里有电视吗？我车后座上放着电视呢！” 劳斯莱斯车主变得十分不耐烦，回答道：“当然有，劳斯莱斯车可是世界上最好的豪华轿车! ” 雨果车车主又说道：“嗯，真酷，那车上有床吗？我在车尾安置了张床。” 劳斯莱斯车主因为车上没床有点心烦意乱,立即加速去了经销商那里，迅速定了张床安置在车尾。 第二天一早，劳斯莱斯车主去取车，床看起来很华丽，上面盖着丝绸被褥，床头板上有黄铜装饰品。毫无疑问，这张床正是为他的劳斯莱斯车准备的。然后他便驱车寻找那辆雨果车，四处转了一天终于在晚上很晚的时候才找到。 那辆车停在那里，窗子上雾气朦胧。他下了车，敲了敲雨果车窗，结果没有任何回应，他又接着敲，终于雨果车主摇下车窗，探出湿漉漉的脑袋。 "瞧，我现在车后有床了。”劳斯莱斯车主傲慢地宣称。 雨果车主眯着眼看了看他:"你让我从淋浴中出来就是为了告诉我这个吗？” Royce vs Yugo A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He roiled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls, “Hey，buddy, that’s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I’ve got a phone in my Yugo!” The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, “Yes, I have a phone. ’’ The driver of the Yugo said, “Cool! Hey, you also got a fridge in there, too? I’ve got one in the back seat of my Yugo!” The driver of the Rolls, much annoyed, said, “Yes, I have a refrigerator. ” The driver of the Yugo said, “That’s great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls, quite irritated by now, replied, “ 〇f course, I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!” The driver of the Yugo said, “Yes, a very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there? I got a bed in the back of my Yugo!” The driver of the Rolls, upset that he did not have a bed, sped away and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered a bed to be installed in the back of his Rolls-Royce. The next morning, he returned to pick up his car, and the bed looked superb. It came complete with silk sheets and a brass-trimmed headboard. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce. So the driver of the Rolls began searching for the Yugo. He drove around all day and finally found the Yugo late that night. It was parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. He got out and knocked on the window of the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer, he continued knocking and knocking until finally, the owner of the Yugo towered the window, and stuck his soaking wet head out. “I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,” the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly. The driver of the Yugo looked at him narrowly and said, that?” “You got me out of the shower to tell me that?” |
