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午饭时间，外国大使馆的秘书正在纽约一家豪华饭店款待一位富有的外国大使。 大使被这位秘书的美貌和风度迷住了，就要求她嫁给他。秘书感到震惊，但是她记着老板跟她说过，不要惹恼外国高官，所以她决定给他台阶下。 “只有满足三个条件我才会嫁给你。” "什么条件都行，什么条件都行。"大使说道。 “首先，在订婚时，给我买一个14开黄金的戒指,镶嵌72克拉的钻石，还要一条28英寸镶钻的项链与它相匹配。” 大使毫不迟疑地拿起手机打给他私人会计，给予指示，然后说：“好的，好的,我给你买，给你买！" 秘书想她的第一个要求太简单了，就想了个更难达到的条件。 "第二,我要你在汉普顿最繁华的地段给我建一座53英亩的豪宅，在法国最甜美的葡萄园建一座40英亩的避暑山庄。” 大使拿起手机先给他纽约的经纪人打电话，接着给法国的经纪人打电话。简短谈话后就对她说：“好的,好的，我给你建，给你建。” 秘书感到十分震惊，她知道她必须想最后一个他无法达到的要求才行。 "最后，’'她说，你要有13英寸的舌头我才嫁给你。” 大使脸色忧伤，双手掩面低声啜泣几分钟，然后慢慢地抬起头说:“好吧,好吧,我去割，我去割。” Pre-Nuptial Agreements A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. “I’ll only marry you under three conditions.” “Anything，anything,” said the ambassador. “First，you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding ring with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement. ” Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, “Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!” The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation. “Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hampton along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyard of France. ” The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, “Yes, yes, I build, I build!” The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to. “Finally,” she said, “I’ll only marry you if you have a 13-inch tongue. ’’ A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, “OK, OK, I cut, I cut!” |
