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某个周五，一个头发花白的家伙带着一位漂亮年轻的金发女郎走进一家珠宝店。"我在寻找一款非常特别的戒指送给我女朋友。”珠宝商看了看专柜，拿出了那枚与众不同价值5，000美元的戒指。“我想你不明白，”他说，“我想要真正独特的。" 珠宝商听后，十分兴奋，从保险柜里取出特殊的存货。"这枚超高级的，价值45,000美元。”珠宝商说着，眼里闪烁着金光。女郎一看就两眼放光，那顾客说就买它了，还解释道：“我用支票付，当然你和银行都想确定我的账户一切正常。所以我来开支票，你给银行打电话，我到下周一再来取戒指。” 周一早上，珠宝商给他打电话，生气地骂道：“你这杂种！你说谎！那账户里根本就没有钱！”"我知道，”那家伙说，“很抱歉。但是你能想像我的周末是多么美好吗？” Beauty and the Beast A white-haired guy walked into a jeweler’s shop one Friday, with a beautiful young blonde on his side. “I’m looking for a very special ring for my girlfriend,” he said, The jeweler looked through his stock, and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. “I don't think you understand，he said, “I want something really unique.” At that, the excited jeweler went and got his special stock from the safe. 44 Here's one stunning ring at $45，000，，，he said, dollar signs in his eyes. The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the customer said that he would take it, adding, “I’ll pay by check, but of course you and the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order. So I’ll write the check, you can phone the bank, and then I’ll fetch the ring on Monday. ” Monday morning a very angry jeweler phoned the man, “You bastard! You lied! There's no money at all in that account!” “I know,” said the man. “Sorry. But can you imagine what a fantastic weekend I had?” |
