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两名大学篮球运动员正在参加一场重要的期末考试。如果他们过不了就要受到学术审查，不能参加下周的大型篮球比赛。考题类型是填空。 最后一道题是:“老麦克唐纳有一个 ” . 布巴一下被难住了。他不知该如何回答,但是他明白必须把它做出来才能保证通过这场考试。确定教授没有注意他时,他拍了拍托尼的肩膀，悄声问道：“喂，托尼，最后一题的答案？”托尼大笑，环视一圈 确定教授没有注意他之后，回头对布巴说：“布巴，你真够蠢的，天下人都知道老麦克唐纳有一个农场。”"噢，对，”布巴说，“这会儿我想起来了。” 布巴拿起他的2号铅笔开始在填空处写答案，接着却停下来，又拍了拍托尼的肩膀，小声说：“托尼,农场怎么拼写？” "你真是愚蠢到家了，布巴，这很简单，E-I-E-I-0。" Taking the Final Exam Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill- in-the-blank. The last question read, “Old MacDonald had a__________.” Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tony on the shoulder. “Psst, Tony. What’s the answer to the last question?” Tony laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. “Bubba，you’re so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM. ” “Oh yeah,” said Bubba. “I remember now.” He picked up his No. 2pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tony's shoulder again, he whispered, “Tony, how do you spell farm?” “You are really dumb, Bubba. That’s so easy. Farm is spelled E-l-E-l-O. |
