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一位男士带着他的宠物猴子走进酒吧要了杯酒。他喝酒时，猴子到处上蹿下跳，先从吧台上抓了几个橄榄吃了，又抓了几片酸橙吃，然后跳到台球桌上抓起一个台球塞进嘴里，令人吃惊的是，他竟然整个吞下去了。 酒吧男招待朝那位男士喊道："你难道没看见你的猴子都干了什么吗？”那男士说道：“没有，怎么了？” “他刚刚把我台球桌上的白球整个儿吞下去了 。” ‘'噢，这并不奇怪。”他解释道，"这小畜生，看见什么吃什么，很抱歉，我会赔偿的。” 那位男士喝完酒，付了账单，又赔偿了猴子吃的东西 就起身离开了。 两周后，他又带着猴子来到酒吧。他要了杯酒，猴子又开始到处跑。他将要喝完酒的时候，猴子发现了吧台 上面的一个黑樱桃。他抓起来，塞进屁股里，又拿出来吃了。男招待感到极其恶心：“你没看见 他刚才做了什么吗？”"没有,什么事？”那男士说道。"他刚才把黑樱桃塞到屁股里又拿出来吃了！"男招待说。 "啊哈，这对我来说一点也不奇怪，”男士回答，“他还是见什么吃什么。但是自从上次吞掉白球后，每次吃之前都先测量一下。" Bar…Monkey A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey did?” The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table — whole!” “Yeah, that doesn't surprise me，” replies the guy. “He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything. ” The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” he asks. 41 No, what?” replies the guy. “Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, pulled it out and ate it!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn't surprise me” replies the guy, “He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first. ” |
