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星期六早上，吉克，一个狂热的捕猎者，醒来后准备去捕获这时令的第一只鹿。他走到厨房倒了杯咖啡，让他吃惊的是，妻子爱丽丝全副武装地坐在那里。 吉克问道：“你在这里做什么？"爱丽丝笑了笑：“我要和你一起去打猎！”吉克尽管有很多顾虑，还是极不情愿地带她去了。 到了狩猎区后，吉克将妻子安置在小木屋里以确保安全，并告诉她："如果你看到鹿，就仔细瞄准射击，我一听到枪声就会跑回来的。”吉克笑着走开了，因为他知道爱丽丝连头大象都射不到——更别提一只鹿了。 但令他吃惊的是，不到10分钟他就听到一连串的射击声。吉克急速跑回，快到原地时，听见爱丽丝尖叫："离我的鹿远点丨”吉克感到困惑不解，加速跑向妻子，又听到她大叫：“离我的鹿远点！"紧接着又是一连串的射击声。 现在看到妻子所在的地方了，吉克吃惊地看到一位牛仔正双手高举到空中，几乎发狂地说:“行，行，夫人！你可以拥有这只鹿，但是请让我把鞍从它身上拿下来！” Get Away from My Deer It is Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, wakes up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, “What are you up to?” Alice smiles, “I’m going hunting with you!” Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along. They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.，’ Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant — much less a deer. But not 10 minutes passes, he is startled to hear an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!” Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire. Now within sight of where he has left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!” |
