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一男子走进一家宠物店买鹤鹤，发现一只中意的就走到柜台前要买下来。店员看见他选的那只鹦鹉便告诉他：“这只鹦鹉会重复他听到的每一句话。”"这很好。”那人回答道。 买了鹦鹉他就离开了。他走在街上时，看见一名警察正在追捕盗贼。警察朝自己的搭档大喊：“朝他开枪，朝他开枪！"然后鹦鹉也跟着叫道："朝他开枪，朝他开枪!” 他们继续前进，看到路边有个人正用撬棍把车一边顶起来，因为他的车轮被人偷了。车主说道：“把它顶起来，把它顶起来！"鹦鹉也跟着说："把它顶起来，把它顶起来!” 他们一路往前，碰到了狂欢活动。一个在游戏台旁的家伙喊道："射击大的，臝大奖！”鹦鹉也跟着叫道：“射击大的,赢大奖！" 后来他们来到教堂坐下来，当时牧师正在布道。他说："上帝在我们之上。”鹦鹉喊道：“朝他开枪，朝他开枪!”牧师又说道：“魔鬼在我们之下。"鹦鹉叫道："把它顶起来,把它顶起来。’‘ 牧师狂然大怒，把圣经扔向鹦鹉，鹦鹉一闪，圣经打到他后面的一个胖太太身上。 鹦鹉叫道：“射击大的，赢大奖!” Parrot Talk One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, “That parrot repeats everything he hears.” “That’s all right,” the man replied. So the man bought the parrot and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber. The cop hollered to his partner, “Shoot him down, shoot him down!” Then the parrot said, “Shoot him down, shoot him down!，’ They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen. The man said, “Pop it up, pop it up!” The parrot said, “Pop it up, pop it up!” They kept on walking to a carnival. A guy at a gamestand yelled, “Hit a big one, win a prize!” The parrot said, “Hit a big one, win a prize!” Then they walked into a church and sat down. The minister was in the middle of the sermon. He said, “The Lord is above us. ” The parrot said, “Shoot him down, shoot him down!” The minister said, “The devil is below us. ” The parrot said, “Pop it up, pop it up.” Then the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a fat lady behind him. The parrot said, “Hit a big one, win a prize!” |
