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一个冬天的早晨，一对夫妇边吃早餐边听广播。 播音员报道:“今天将有8到10英寸的降雪，请车主把车停到路的偶数边，以便让铲雪车通过。" 诺曼太太于是出去把车停到了路的偶数边。 过了一周，又是在他们吃早餐的时候，播音员说道：今天预计有10到12英寸的降雪，车主必须把车停到路的奇数边，以便让铲雪车通过。” 诺曼太太于是出去把车停到了路的奇数边。 又过了一周，还是在早餐的时候，播音员又说道：“今天预计有12到14英寸的降雪，车主必须把车停到……”这时突然停电了。 诺曼太太非常失望，一脸沮丧地说道：“亲爱的，我不知道该怎么办了。我到底该把车停在路的哪一边才能让铲雪车通过.” 像所有娶了花瓶太太的丈夫一样，诺曼先生用他那充满了关爱与理解的声音回答道："这次你为何不让它好好地待在车库里？" How to Prepare One winter morning a couple are listening to They hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even- numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.，’ Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says,“We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park.. Then the power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?” With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, “Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?” |
