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金发美女的英文单词及搞笑故事

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一辆卡车停下等红灯时,一位金发美女开车赶了上来。她跳下车,跑到卡车边,敲了敲车门。卡车司机摇下车窗,美女说道:嗨,我叫海瑟,你车上装的东西正往下漏。卡车司机没理会
一辆卡车停下等红灯时,一位金发美女开车赶了上来。她跳下车,跑到卡车边,敲了敲车门。卡车司机摇下车窗,美女说道:“嗨,我叫海瑟,你车上装的东西正往下漏。”卡车司机没理会她,开车走了。
卡车又停下来等红灯时,女孩又追了上来,跳下车,跑到卡车旁,敲了敲车门。卡车司机又摇下车窗。
就像他们从没说过话一样,美女开门见山地说道:"嗨,我叫海瑟,你车上装的东西正往下漏。”卡车司机摇了摇头,还是没理会她,继续上路。
到了第三个红灯处,同样的一幕又发生了。美女跳下车,跑到卡车旁,敲了敲车门。卡车司机又摇下车窗。同样地,她说道:“嗨,我叫海瑟,你车上装的东西正往下漏。”
绿灯亮时,卡车司机赶快加速,冲到了下一个红绿灯路口。这次他停下车,迅速地跳下车门,往回跑到金发美女的车旁,敲了敲车窗。车窗摇下来时,他说道:"嗨,我叫凯文,现在是密歇根的冬天,我开的是洒盐车(化雪车)。”

The Losing Truck
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ” The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blond says brightly, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!” Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. The blond gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, “Hi,my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blond. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says “Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in MICHIGAN and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK. ”




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