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三个男人坐在一起,相互吹嘘自己对新婚妻子要求多严。 第一个人娶了一个印第安纳州的女人，他吹嘘自己命令妻子包揽家里所有清洗餐具和打扫卫生的活。他说仅仅过了两天，第三天回到家时便发现房子干净了，餐具清洁了而且收拾好了。 第二个人娶了一个犹他州的女人。他也吹嘘自己命令妻子打扫卫生，清洗餐具，准备饭菜。第一天他没看到什么变化，但第二天就好多了。到了第三天，房子也干净了，餐具也清洁了，而且餐桌上还准备好了丰盛的晚餐。 第三个人娶了一个阿拉巴马州的女孩。他说他也命令妻子打扫卫生，清洗餐具，整理草坪，洗衣服，而且每餐都要准备好热腾腾的饭菜。第一天，他没有看到任何变化，第二天仍然没有看到任何变化，到了第三天，他脸上大部分肿胀的地方消下去了，左眼能稍稍睁开看了，嘴能张幵吃点东西了。他就安装了个洗碗机，打电话请个园丁来。 谁还敢惹阿拉巴马的女孩! What Did they See? Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, the dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn’t see any results； but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third had married an Alabama girl. He said that he had told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a I landscaper. Gotta love those Alabama girls! |
