乔是个不怎么懂浪漫的人,而且有点儿笨。但是他想给妻子留个好印象,于是结婚日时带她出去吃饭。他观察周围的夫妇,并模仿他们。 他观察着旁边的一对夫妇:那个男人拿起糖盒朝向他妻子,说:"心爱的,糖? ”乔想这真不错,就在餐厅里继续听着。乔看到的另一桌夫妇是这样的:男人用汤匙从碗里舀了些蜂蜜给妻子,问道:“亲爱的,蜂蜜?” 乔又想这方法也不错。最后,他切了一片肉,热切地凝视着妻子的眼睛,问道:“火腿,猪?” Romantic Food Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and watched the couples around them, following their leads. He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a sugar shaker towards his wife's cup and said, “Sugar,sugar?” Joe thought this was great and continued to listen around the dining room. Another table over Joe observed the following. A man spooned out some honey out of a bowl for his wife and asked, “Honey,honey?” Again Joe thought this was good stuff. Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly into his young wife's eyes and said, "Ham, pig?” |