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一对年老的夫妇去体检。丈夫先进去检查，医生对他说:"琼斯先生，考虑到你的年龄，你的身体很棒。” 那人说道：“当然了，我不喝酒，不抽烟,而且上帝也保佑我” 听到此言，医生感到很迷惑，就问道："你指什么？” 男人回答道："比如说，昨天晚上我想去厕所，上帝就给我打开了灯，那样我就不会摔倒了。" 医生不太明白就让男人出去，让他的妻子进来。女人进来后医生给她检查了身体，说道：“考虑到你的年龄，你的身体很不错了。” 女人回答道：“当然了,我不喝酒，不抽烟……” 医生打断道："而且还有上帝保佑你，对不对？” 女人一脸疑惑地说："你说什么呢？" 医生解释道："你丈夫说上帝在照顾他。就像昨天晚上，他去上厕所，上帝就给他打开灯以免他摔倒。” 女人回答道：“天那，他又在冰箱里小便了！” Health Checkups An old couple goes the doctor, just to check their general health. The husband goes in first and the doctor says, “Well, Mr. Jones, you are in perfect shape considering your age. ” And the man says, “Sure I am. I don’t drink, I don’t smoke and the good Lord takes care of me. ” At which point the doctor seems puzzled and says, “What do you mean?” The old man replies, “For example, last night I had to go to the toilet and God switched on the light for me, so that I wouldn't fall down. ” The doctor doesn’t understand and asks the man to go out and lets his wife in. The woman enters the room and the doctor visits her and says, “You are in perfect shape, considering your age. ” At which the woman replies, “Sure I am： I don’t drink, I don’t smoke... ” The doctor interrupts her, “…and the good Lord takes care of you, doesn’t He?” The woman looks puzzled, “What are you talking about?” The doctor explains, “Your husband told me he says the good Lord looks after him. Like last night, when he was in the toilet and God switched on the light for him so that he wouldn't fall. ” The woman replies, “Good Lord, he peed in the fridge again!” |
