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一天，一位金发碧眼女郎开车撞上了一辆卡车。卡车司机叫她把车开进停车场，之后让她下车。司机用粉笔在人行道上画了一个圈，告诉她不要走出这个圈。卡车司机非常愤怒, 他走到金发女郎的车前抽了几下她的轮胎。金发女郎开始大笑。这令卡车司机更加生气，于是捣碎了她的挡风玻璃。这下金发女郎笑得更厉害了。卡车司机气得面色发青，打破了所有的车窗玻璃并锁上了她的车。金发女郎歇斯底里地大笑起来，于是卡车司机问她什么东西这么好笑。金发女郎傻笑着回答道："你没注意的时候，我从圈圈里走出来了三次！” A Car Accident One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get her out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times i ” |
