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一个金发女郎受够了那些关于金发女郎的笑话，讨厌金发女郎总被认为是愚蠢的，于是她决定证明给她丈夫看金发女郎很聪明。她丈夫外出工作后，她决定去刷一下家里的几个房间。 第二天，她丈夫刚刚出去工作,她就很认真地干起了身边的活。她丈夫5:30回到家，闻到明显的油漆味。他走进客厅，看到妻子躺在地上，大汗淋漓。他发现妻子穿了一件滑雪服，还穿了一件皮毛外套。 他过去问妻子是否还好。妻子回答说没事。他又问妻子在干什么。妻子回答说，她想告诉他，并不是所有的金发女郎都很笨，所以就想用刷房屋来证明。丈夫又问她为什么既穿滑雪服又穿皮毛外套。妻子回答道，她看了油漆罐上的说明，上面写着：要想达到最好效果，最好穿两层外套。 注:PUTONTWOCOATS既有穿两件上衣的意思，又有涂两层漆的意思。 A Blonde Who Paints the Room A blonde is tired of all these blonde jokes and hates all blondes being perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. |
