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一个小男孩正在做数学作业。 他自言自语地说:"2加5他妈的和是7。3加6他妈的和是9。” 他妈妈听到他说的话之后，惊讶地问："你在干什么?” 小男孩回答说："我在做数学作业,妈妈。” "老师教你这么做的吗？”妈妈问道。 "是的。”他回答。 于是，第二天妈妈气呼呼地去质问老师：“数学课上 你教了我儿子些什么东西？" 老师回答说:‘‘眼下，我们学习加法。" 妈妈问：“但是 你是教他们‘3加6他妈的和是9吗？” 老师笑过后，解释说:"实际上，我教给他们的是，2加 2，它们的和是4。” Math Homework A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine. ’’ His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, “What are you doing?” The little boy answered, “I’m doing my math homework, Mom. ’， “And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?，，the mother asked. “Yes，” he answered. So the angry mother asked the teacher the next day, “What are you teaching my son in math?” The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition. ’， The mother asked, “But. .. are you teaching them to say ‘ three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine?” After the teacher stopped laughing, she explained, 11 Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four. |
