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—个六岁的小女孩问她的妈妈："妈妈，你多大了？” 妈妈回答道：“亲爱的，这是个人隐私。不能问一位女士的年龄。” 然后女孩又问道：“你的体重是多少?” 妈妈说道："亲爱的，这也是个人隐私问题。人们不希望别人问自己的体重。” 女孩继续问道:“妈妈，你为什么和爸爸离婚了？” 妈妈说道:“这是个敏感的问题。等你长大一点我会告诉你。” 第二天，女孩去幼儿园，告诉她的小朋友自己和妈妈的对话。小朋友说道："这很简单！看看她的驾照。你会找到所有答案。” 于是，女孩在妈妈的钱包里找到了她的驾照，看了一会，大笑起来。 她跑到妈妈面前说道：“妈妈，妈妈，我知道你多大了！你32岁了！我也知道你体重是多少了！你体重130磅！而且我也知道你为什么离婚了！因为你在‘性’一栏中得了个F!" 注:F本来是指Female(女性），女儿却理解成Fail(不及格)。 A Six-Year-Old Girl’s Question A six-year-old girl asks her mother, “Mommy, how old are you?" The mother replies, “Honey, that's a very personal question. You are not supposed to ask a woman her age. ” . Then she asks, “How much do you weigh?” The mother says, “Honey, that is also a personal question. People don’t want to be asked about their weight. ” The girl goes on, “Mommy，why did you and daddy get a divorce?” The mother says, “That’s a very sensitive subject. When you are older, I’ll tell you. ” The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friend about the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, “That’s easy! Look at her driver's license. You can find all the information in there.” So the girl finds her mother's driver’s license in her purse, looks at it for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. "Mommy, mommy, I know how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! You weigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an ‘ F’ in sex!” |
