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尼尔森•曼德拉正坐在家里看电视，听到有人敲门。打开门后看见一个小个子的日本人，拿着一个签字板喊道:“签字，签字!”在他身后是满满的一卡车排气装置。尼尔森不知所措地站着，而那个日本人更大声地喊道：“签字!签字!” 尼尔森对他说："伙计你看，你一定是找错人了。走吧！"然后当着他的面关上了门。第二天，他又听见有人敲门。他打开门后，那个小个子的日本人又回来了，身后有满满一卡车刹车皮垫。他把签字板伸到尼尔森的鼻子底下喊道：“签字！签字！" 这次曼德拉先生有些生气了,他把那个小个子的日本人推出门外，喊道：“看看，错了！你找错地方了！我不想要那些东西！”然后又嘭地关上了门。 又过了一天，尼尔森正在休息，傍晚时分，又有人敲门。刚一开门，那个小个子日本人就把签字板伸到了他的鼻子下面，喊道："签字！签字!”在他身后是两大卡车汽车后视镜。 尼尔森彻底生气了，抓起这个小个子男人的衣领，朝他喊道："听着，我不想要这些东西！你明白吗？你一定是找错人了！你想把这些东西给谁?”小个子的日本人莫名其妙地看着他，查看了一下他的签字板，说道：“你不是尼桑的总经销商吗？" A Mistake Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the TV when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, “You sign, you sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement when the Japanese man starts to yell louder, “You sign! You sign!” Nelson says to him, “Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke. Get lost!” and shuts the door in the Japanese man's face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson’s nose, yelling, “You sign! You sign!” Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Japanese man back, shouting, “Look，get lost! You've got the wrong bloke! I don't want them!” then slams the door in the Japanese man's face again. The following day Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon，hears a knock on the door again. Upon opening the door, the little Japanese man thrusts the same clipboard under his nose, shouting, “You sign! You sign!” Behind him are TWO large trucks full of wing mirrors. Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his shirt front and yells at him, “Look,丨 don’t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong man! Who do you want to give these to?” The little Japanese man looks at him a bit puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says, “You not Nissan Maindealer?” |
