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一个农夫用卡车把露营者送到目的地之后就进城了。正沿路行驶的时候，五个金发女郎 站在路边要搭便车。农夫让她们上了车，一个坐在前面,其他四个坐在后面。行驶在山上的时候，卡东的刹车关然失去了控制。农夫停不了车，他们就跌进山下的池塘里了。 在前面的农夫和金发女郎一分钟之后就从水里出来了，—直等着后面的女郎们出来。 农夫说:“不知道她们去哪了？” 金发女郎说：“可能已经淹死了。” 大约五分钟后，她们终于出来了，大口大口地喘着气。农夫问道：“你们该死的干什么去 了，这么长时间？” 四个金发女郎说我们费了九牛二虎之力才把卡车后挡板弄开！’’ A Free Ride A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was going down the road, five Blondes were standing beside the road hitchhiking. The farmer picked them up, one blonde got in the front and the other four blondes got in the back. As they were going over the hill the brakes went out on the truck. The farmer couldn't stop the truck and they went into the pond at the bottom. The farmer and the blonde that were up front come up out of the water a minute later. They kept waiting for others in the back to come up. The farmer said, " I wonder where they are?" The blonde said, "Maybe they drowned." About five minutes later they come up gasping for breath. The farmer asked, "What the Hell took you so long?" The four blondes said," We had a devil of a time getting that tailgate open!" |
