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在结婚纪念日的晚上，金发丈夫让妻子在卧室里坐下,递给她最喜爱的杂志，打开柔和的台灯，脱下她的鞋子，轻轻拍着她的脚宣布，他要亲自来准备晚餐。 "太浪漫了！"妻子想。 两个半小时过去了，妻子还在等着晚饭上来。她悄悄地来到厨房，结果发现乱得不成样子。她的金发丈夫，看起来备受折磨，正从冒着烟的烤箱里面盛出一些难以名状的东西来。 这时他看见妻子站在门口。 “就快好了！”他保证道，"实在对不起，为了重新装下胡椒粉，我花了那么长时间。” “为什么，亲爱的，那会花多长时间啊？” "我猜有一个多小时。从那些愚蠢的小洞里往里塞太不容易了，是吧？” Pepper Shaker On their anniversary night, the blonde husband sat his wife down in the bedroom with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How romantic!" she thought. Two and a half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess. Her harried blond husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready” he vowed, “Sorry, it took me so long but I had to refill the pepper shaker.” “Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?" "More than an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffing it through those dumb little holes?” |
