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中英文小笑话:高贵辣妹和贝克汉姆

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高贵辣妹和大卫贝克汉姆坐在电视机前看6点新闻。头条新闻报道一个人威胁说要从吊桥上跳到下面车水马龙的路上。 辣妹转向贝克汉姆说:戴夫,我跟你赌10000美元,他会跳下去的。他
 高贵辣妹和大卫•贝克汉姆坐在电视机前看6点新闻。头条新闻报道一个人威胁说要从吊桥上跳到下面车水马龙的路上。
辣妹转向贝克汉姆说:“戴夫,我跟你赌10000美元,他会跳下去的。”他回答道:“10000!好。”这一对握手同意后,继续看电视上的纷乱场面。当然,最后这个人跳下去了,一声巨响后就跌在下面的路上了。
贝克汉姆从口袋里拿出10000美元给了辣妹。“我不能拿你的钱,大卫。"她说,‘‘我作弊了。我已经看过了5点新闻,所以我知道将会发生什么事。我不能接受这些钱。"
贝克汉姆回答说:"不,亲爱的。这钱就是属于你的,很公正。我也看了,只是没想到他会再次跳下去。”

Posh Spice and Beckham
Posh Spice and David Beckham are sitting in front of the TV watching the Six O'clock news. The headline feature is a man who is threatening to jump off a Suspension Bridge onto the busy road below.
Posh turns to Beckham and says, "Dave, I bet you 10000 dollars that he jumps.” He replies, "10000! Done."The pair shake on it and continue watching the commotion on the TV. Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud.
Beckham takes the money out of his pocket and gives it to Posh. “I can't take that from you Dave," she says, "I was cheating. I saw the Five O'clock News earlier so 丨 knew what was going to happen. I can’t accept that money. ” Beckham replies, "No, Babe. The money is yours fair and square. I was cheating too. I just didn't think he would do it again. ”




 
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