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三具印度政客的尸体出现在停尸房里，他们每个人脸上都挂着微笑。验尸官叫警察前来跟他们解释一下发生了什么事。警方派来了一个侦探检察官，他被带到第一具尸体前。 “他是印度人民党的领袖，65岁了。他正在与孩子玩耍的时候，心脏病发作死了。所以他脸上挂着深深的微笑,检察官。”医学检查者说。 侦探检察官被带到第二具尸体前。 “他是当今执政的议会党的一名部长。他70岁了，从政府资金里敛聚了大量钱财，都花在了威士忌酒上。他死于酒精中毒，所以脸上挂着微笑。” “这没有什么奇怪的。”检察官想，并要求看看第三具尸体。 “啊,”医学检查者说，"这具尸体是最不寻常的。他是来自比哈尔郡的一名下院议员，60岁，死于雷击。” “那他当时为什么笑呢？”检察官问道。 验尸官说："他以为自己在被拍照呢。” Say Cheese Three dead bodies of Indian politicians turned up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The medical examiner called the police to show them what had happened. A Detective Inspector was sent and was taken to the first body. “He was a BJP (Bharatiya Janata Party) leader, 65 years of age. He died of heart failure whilst playing with his kid. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," said the medical examiner. The Detective Inspector was taken to the second dead man. He was a minister from ruling Congress party. He was 70，made a pile from government funds, and spent it all on whiskey. He died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.，， “Nothing unusual here,” thought the Inspector, and he asked to be shown the last body. “Ah,” said the medical examiner, "this is the most unusual one. He was a MP from Bihar, 60，struck by lightning. " "Why was he smiling then?" inquired the Inspector. To which the medical officer replied, “He thought he was having his picture taken.” |
