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中英文小笑话:死人确实流血

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从前有个人明明活得好好的,可他就是觉得自己死了。他的错觉成了大问题,最后他的家人让他去看精神病医生。 医生花了好长时间,让他相信自己的确活着,但是一切都不见效。最后,
 从前有个人明明活得好好的,可他就是觉得自己死了。他的错觉成了大问题,最后他的家人让他去看精神病医生。
医生花了好长时间,让他相信自己的确活着,但是一切都不见效。最后,医生用了最后一招。他拿出他的医书让病人看,告诉他死人不会流血D病人研究了几小时后,似乎相信了死人不会流血。
“你现在相信死人不流血了吧?"医生问。
“是的。”病人回答。
"那太好了。”医生说。
他拿出一个大头针,刺了一下病人的手指。一滴血冒了出来。
医生问:"这说明了什么?”
"噢,天哪!”病人不可思议地瞪着自己的手指,大声叫:"死人确实流血!”

Dead Men Do Bleed
Once there was a man who thought he was dead, while in reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist spent a long time trying to convince the man he was still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally, the doctor tried one last approach. He took out his medical book to show the patient that dead men don't bleed.
After hours of study, the patient seemed convinced that dead men don't bleed.
“Do you now agree that dead men don’t bleed?" the doctor asked.
"Yes, I do," replied the patient.
“Very well, then,” said the doctor.
He took out a pin and pricked the patient’s finger. Out came a trickle of blood.
The doctor asked, "What does that tell you?"
“Oh my goodness!” the patient exclaimed as he stared incredulously at his finger, "Dead men do bleed! ”


 
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