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一个变戏法的，开车去赶下一场表演，被交警截住了。 "你车里这些火柴和打火油是干什么用的？ ”交警问他。 "我是个变戏法的，表演的时候我用来耍燃烧的火把。” "是吗？"警察怀疑地问，“那表演一个给我们看看。” 变戏法的人就从车里出来,开始耍燃烧的火把，耍得很熟练。一对过路的夫妇减速开车 来观看。 “哇，"司机对妻子说，“真庆幸我已经戒酒了。看看现在他们进行的检测吧！” Tough Test A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a traffic cop. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the officer. “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.” “〇h yeah?”says the doubtful cop, “Let’s see you do it. ” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the driver to his wife, “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!” |
