鸟bird[英][bɜ:d] [美][bɝd]中英文小故事：给丈夫买的鸟 经过多年的婚姻，丈夫已经变成一个沙发上的土豆，完全不注意他的妻子，只是自顾自的狂饮啤酒，整天看电视。妻子感到沮丧，因为无论她吸引丈夫的注意什么，他只是耸耸肩和一些无聊的评论。 这持续了几个月，妻子无聊的快要发疯了。一天，在一个宠物店，妻子看到一只又大又丑的鸟，多毛的胸部，强大的前臂。 店主观察到了她对鸟的兴趣，告诉她这是一个特殊的“Goony鸟”，它有一个非常独特的特质。为了证明，他喊道，“Goony鸟！表！” 立刻，Goony鸟飞离树枝，专心的疯狂攻击那块表，用它有力的前肢和爪子把表砸成了一百小块，！为了更好的展示，店主说，“Goony鸟！书架！” Goony鸟再次转向书架，在几秒钟内拆除了它。 妻子说，“如果不吸引我丈夫的注意，我什么也没有！”所以她买了这只鸟，把它带回家。 当她进入房子，丈夫，像往常一样，躺在沙发上喝啤酒和观看比赛。 ”亲爱的！”她叫道，“我有一个惊喜给你！一个Goony鸟！” 他用平时无聊的口吻回答说，“Goony鸟，我的脚！” After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored comment. This went on for many months and the wife was going crazy with boredom. Then one day at a pet store, the wife saw this big, ugly, snorting bird with a hairy chest, powerful hairy forearms, beady eyes and dribble running down the side of its mouth. The shopkeeper, observing her fascination with the bird, told her it was a special imported "Goony bird" and it had a very peculiar trait. To demonstrate, he exclaimed, "Goony bird! The table!" Immediately, the Goony bird flew off its perch and with single-minded fury attacked the table and smashed it into a hundred little pieces with its powerful forearms and claws! To demonstrate some more, the shopkeeper said, "Goony bird! The shelf!" Again the Goony bird turned to the shelf and demolished it in seconds. "Wow!" said the wife, "If this doesn't attract my husband's attention, nothing will!" So she bought the bird and took it home. When she entered the house, the husband was, as usual, sprawled on the sofa guzzling beer and watching the game. "Honey!" she exclaimed, "I've got a surprise for you! A Goony bird!" The husband, in his usual bored tone replied, "Goony Bird, my foot!" |
