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一对85岁的夫妇，已经结婚近60年。他们在最后十年的良好健康，主要是由于夫人在健康食品方面的兴趣和运动。当他们在一次车祸后，来到达天堂大门，彼得带他们去公寓，一个漂亮的厨房、浴室套房和按摩浴缸。 老人问彼得这一切的价格。”它是免费的，”彼得说，“这是天堂。” 然后他们走到高尔夫球场。老人问，“绿色费用是什么意思？” 彼得回答，”这是天堂，你玩的是免费的。” 然后他们去俱乐享受丰富的菜肴。”我们吃了多少银子？”老人问。 ”你还不明白吗？这是天堂，它是免费的！”彼得说。 ”嗯，那里是低脂肪、低胆固醇的菜单吗？”老男人怯生生地问。 彼得告诫，“这是最好的部分……你可以尽量吃任何你喜欢的，你不会发胖，你从不生病。这是天堂。” 那老人扔下他的帽子，使劲跺脚，疯狂的尖叫。彼得和他的妻子都试图让他平静下来，问他出了什么事。老人看着他的妻子，说道，“这都是你的错。如果不是你该死的麦麸松饼，我可能十年前就在这里了！” This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, "what are the green fees?". Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free." Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with r the cuisine's of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly. Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven." With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" |
