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两个男人去了天堂。彼得向他们打招呼，说：“对不起，先生们，你们在天堂的大厦还没有盖好。要等到他们完全准备好才可以，所以，在这一阶段，我可以送你回地球，成为任何你想成为的人。” “好！”第一个人说，“我想成为翱翔在美丽风景里的一只鹰！” “没问题，”彼得回答，噗！第一个人已经走了。 ”你想做什么，”彼得问第二个人。 ”我想做的是一个镙钉！”他回答。” “简单！”，彼得说，第二个人也走了。 几个月后，他们的豪宅修建完成了后，彼得派一个天使来接他们回来。”你会很容易找到他们，”他说，“他们其中之一正在飞越大峡谷，而另一个是在某个雪地轮胎里，在底特律的什么地方！” Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No problem," replied St. Peter, and POOF! The guy was gone. "And what do you want to be," St. Peter asked the other guy. "I'd like to be one cool stud!" was the reply. "Easy," replied St. Peter, and the other guy was gone. After a few months, their mansions were finished, and St. Peter sent an angel to fetch them back. "You'll find them easily," he says, "One of them is soaring above the Grand Canyon, and the other one is on a snow tire somewhere in Detroit!" |
