英语老师:如果这个房间里有白痴的话,请站起来。经过长时间的沉默,一个新生站了起来。 英语老师:现在,你能告诉我,为什么你认为自己是白痴? 大一:嗯,其实我不是白痴,但我不愿意看到你一个人站在那里。 English teacher: If there are any idiots in the room, please stand up. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. English teacher: Now then, can you tell me why you consider yourself an idiot? Freshman: Well, actually I don't, but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. |