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一个担心妻子的丈夫，和医生谈他的妻子。他对医生说，“医生，我想我妻子是聋子，因为她第一时间从来没有听到我的话，总是让我做重复的事情。” “好吧，”医生说，“今晚回家，站在离你妻子大约15英尺的地方，和她说些什么。如果她没有回答，移动5英尺接近一点，再说一遍。继续这样做，我们就会知道你妻子耳聋的严重程度。” 丈夫回到家，正如医生指示。他开始站在离妻子大约15英尺的地方，他的妻子在厨房里切菜时，他问，“亲爱的，晚餐吃什么？”他没有听到反应。他走近5英尺又问了一遍。没有答复。他又走近5英尺。仍然没有回答。他有点烦了，就在她的身后移动到距妻子约一英寸的距离，又问了一遍，“亲爱的，晚餐吃什么？”她回答说，“这是第四次了，蔬菜汤！” A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness". Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response. He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!" |
