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四个已婚男人在星期日去打高尔夫球。在第三孔的时候，以下的对话产生了： 第一个男人：“伙计，你不知道我必须做什么才能周末出来打高尔夫球。我答应过我的妻子，我要在下周末把房子里的每个房间油漆好。” 第二个男人说：“那没什么，我答应过我的妻子，我要在游泳池建一个新的装饰板。“ 第三个男人：“你们都很容易！我答应过我的妻子，我会给她做一个新的厨房。” 他们继续打高尔夫球的时候，发现第四个人没有说一个字。 于是他们问他：“你什么都没有说，那你周末能出来打高尔夫球，是什么交易呢？” 第四个人：“我不想谈论它。我只想说，下星期二，我新房子将会打地基。” Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday." |
