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一个男人在街上走的时候，他突然听到一个声音：“停止！如果你再向前走一步，砖块会落在你的头上，宰了你。”男人停了下来，一个大砖头落在他面前。过了一会儿，他正准备穿行过街道，那个声音有一次出现：“站着！如果你再多走一步一辆汽车将碾死你。”男人奉命站立不动，一辆车歪歪斜斜的拐过角落，几乎碰撞上他。 “你在哪儿啊？”男人问。“你是谁啊？” “我是你的守护天使，”那声音回答。 “哦，是吗？”男人问：“我结婚的时候，你在哪里？” 男人抽泣着：“来埋葬了我的妻子吧。” “我十年前埋了你的妻子。”天使说。 “我又结婚了。”男人哭道。 天使说：“祝贺你。” A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh yeah?" the man asked..."And where were you when I got married?" A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife." "But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker. "I got married again," the man sobbed. "Oh," said the undertaker. "Congratulations." |
