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一对年轻的夫妇结婚了，去度蜜月。当他们回来时，新娘立刻打电话给她妈妈。她妈妈问，“蜜月怎么样？” “哦，妈妈，”她回答，“蜜月很好！如此浪漫……”她突然大哭起来。“但是，妈妈，当我们一回来，山姆就开始用最可怕的语言……那些事物我从未曾听到过！我的意思是，所有这些可怕的语言都是四个词组成！妈妈，你必须来接我回家！” 莎拉，”她母亲说，“冷静下来！告诉我，是什么事情，那么可怕吗？4个字母组成的4个单词是什么？” “请不要让我告诉你，妈妈，”女儿哭了，“我很尴尬，他们太可怕了！请过来接我！” “亲爱的，你必须告诉我，你难过什么？告诉你妈妈，这可怕的四个单词是什么！”妈妈说。 新娘还是哭泣，说，“噢，妈妈，那些词是：除尘，洗涤，熨烫、做饭！” A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd ever heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mum!" "Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!" |
