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中英文幽默小故事:医生说什么

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他在医院检查后,医生把妻子单独叫到办公室,说:如果你不小心的听从我的指示,你的丈夫一定会死的。每天早上,为他准备健康的早餐。永远保持愉快的气氛。午饭,为他准备一份
 
他在医院检查后,医生把妻子单独叫到办公室,说:“如果你不小心的听从我的指示,你的丈夫一定会死的。每天早上,为他准备健康的早餐。永远保持愉快的气氛。午饭,为他准备一份营养餐。晚餐要准备好特别的菜肴。别麻烦他做家务,不要和他讨论你的问题,这样只会加重他的压力。不要唠叨他,如果你能在接下来的10个月到一年的时间做这件事,我想你的丈夫会完全恢复健康的。”
在回家的路上,丈夫问妻子,“医生说什么?”
“他说你就要死了,”她回答。

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die. "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.
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