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美国游客在以色列，一个男人和他的妻子坐在伯利恒纪念品商店外面，等待着其他同行的游客。一个阿拉伯推销员走近他们。慷慨激昂的推销没有结果后，他问他们来自何处。“美国，”丈夫回答。 看着她黑色的头发和橄榄色的皮肤，阿拉伯人说：“她不是美国人。” “是的，我是美国人。”妻子回应。 他看着她问。“他是你的丈夫吗？” “是的。”她回答道。 阿拉伯人转向丈夫，他说：“我给你100只骆驼来换她。” 丈夫看上去惊呆了，沉默了很久。最后他说，“她是不卖的。” 推销员走后，有些愤怒的妻子问她的丈夫，为什么他花了那么长的时间来考虑如何回答，丈夫答道，“我在试图找出让100头骆驼回家的办法。” As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America," the husband replied. Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's not from the States." "Yes I am." said the wife. He looked at her and asked. "Is he your husband?" "Yes." she replied. Turning to the husband, he offered..... "I'll give you 100 camels for her." The husband looked stunned, and there was a long silence. Finally he replied, "she's not for sale." After the salesman left, the somewhat indignant wife asked her husband what took him so long to answer, to which the husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home." |
