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一个探险家进入一个从未被发现的坟墓，墓的中心有一个灯。他把它捡起来，把灰尘擦干净，从灯里出来了一个精灵，他问探险家，“我想知道你最恨的人” 探险家说：“这肯定是我的前妻。为什么呢？” “我是一个被诅咒的精灵，我将满足你的三个愿望，你的愿望，你的前妻将获得双倍的量。” “好的，我想要十亿美元” “当然，但你的前妻将得到二十亿” “我希望有一个在加利福尼亚的公寓，还有一个游泳池和网球场。” “你的前妻将有两套。你还有最后的一个愿望。” 探险家在房间里走来走去，拿到一根棍棒递给精灵，说：“你看到这根棍子，我想让你把我打到半死。” An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said "I want to know the person you hate the most" The explorer said "That's gotta be my ex-wife. Why?" "I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount." "OK, I wish for a billion dollars" "Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion" "I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything" "Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish." The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said "Ya see this stick, I'd like you to beat me half to death." |
