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问：为什么律师在海滩度假村度假时，擦很多防晒油？ 答：因为他们躺在室内的时候经常要用的。 Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort? A: Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors. 问：吸血鬼在哪儿学习的吸血？ 答：法学院。 Q: Where do vampires learn to suck blood? A: Law school. 问：你如何定义双重危险？ 答：当一个律师打电话给她的搭档。 Q: How do you define double jeopardy? A: When a lawyer calls in her partner. 问：当你与律师一起到过一个图书馆后，你能得到什么？ 答：得到所有你需要的信息，但你无法理解其中任何一句话。 Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer? A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it. 问：诚实的律师和不明飞行物有什么共同之处？ 答：你总是听到他们，但你永远看不到他们。 Q: What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them, but you never see them. |
