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问：你听说新的微波律师吗？ 答：你花八分钟在他的办公室，等你收到账单时号称你已经待了八个小时。 Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours. 问：一个律师和一个马戏团小丑的区别是什么？ 答：马戏团的小丑不按小时收费。 Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus? A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour. 问：你听说过律师在事故中受伤的吗？ 答：救护车突然停了下来。 Q: Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident? A: An ambulance stopped suddenly. 问：有多少律师会来换一个灯泡？ 答：不，他们宁愿让他们的客户在黑暗中待着。 Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark. 问：律师上天堂后做什么？ 答：仍然说谎。 Q: What do lawyers do after they die? A: They lie still. |
