律师:“法官,由于有新发现的证据,我希望法官接收我当事人案件的上诉。” 法官:“新发现的证据是什么?” 律师:“我有权保持沉默!” 法官:“保持沉默是你的权利。那么,我有权休庭三个月。” 律师:“我希望案件的审理能正常进行。” 法官:“那么,请告诉我,新发现的证据是什么?” 律师:“法官,我发现,我的客户还有500美元左右的余款。” Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client’s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence." Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?" Lawyer: "I have the right to remain silent!" The judge: "silence is your right. So, I have a right to adjourned for three months." Lawyer: "I hope the trial of the case can be carried out as normal." The judge: "so, tell me, what is the discovery of new evidence?" Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left." |