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魔鬼的英文搞笑故事 魔鬼 devil [英]['devl] [美][ˈdɛvəl] 中英文小故事：魔鬼PK芝加哥男人 一个邪恶的芝加哥男人死后去到一个地方，那里都是邪恶的人。魔鬼决定把他的房间里的温度和湿度加大。 那个男人微笑着。当魔鬼问这个人为什么笑，他说：“这就像芝加哥的春天” 魔鬼把热度和湿度又加大一些。芝加哥男人他的外套脱掉，笑了，并说： “就像芝加哥的夏天。” 这一次，魔鬼开始把温度和湿度调整到最大。 芝加哥男人把他的衬衫和领带解开，说：“就像芝加哥在八月。” 魔鬼就有了一个主意。他把热源切断，房间里瞬间冻结。到处都是冰。北极熊躲在洞穴里去了，因为是如此的寒冷。魔鬼自信，他终于赢了，然而，从芝加哥男人的房间传出了派对疯狂的的欢呼… “小熊队赢得世界大赛……小熊队赢得世界大赛……” A wicked Chicago man died and went to the place all wicked people go. The Devil decided to shove him in a room and cranked the heat and humidity up. The man smiled. When the Evil One asked why the man was smiling he said: "Just like Chicago in Spring" So the Most Evil One cranked up the heat and humidity more. The man removed his coat, smiled, and said: "Just like Chicago in Summer" This time the Destroyer of Beauty cranked the heat and humidity to maximum. The man removed his shirt and tie and said "Just like Chicago in August" The Devil then got an idea. He shut off the heat and turned on the air conditioning. The room froze in seconds. Ice was everywhere. Polar bears hid in dens because it was so cold. Satan, confident he had finally won, peaked in the man's room only to find the man cheering and partying frantically.... "The Cubs won the World Series...The Cubs won the World Series..." |
