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球迷的英文单词及搞笑故事 球迷 fan [英][fæns] [美][fæns] 中英文小故事：我是白袜队的球迷 一年级的老师向她的学生说，她是白袜队的球迷。她问她的学生，如果他们也是白袜队的球迷，就举起手来。学生们尽管不太了解什么是白袜队球迷，但是也希望能像他们的老师一样，他们的手纷纷举起，像烟花在空中爆炸。 然而，有一个例外。一个女孩并没有随着人群举手。老师问她为什么。她说：“因为我不是白袜队的球迷。” 然后，老师问，“你是什么？” “我感到自豪的是，我是芝加哥小熊队的球迷。”女孩自豪的说。 老师有点急了，她脸上露出微微的红色。她问她为什么是芝加哥小熊队。 “嗯，我的爸爸、妈妈都是小熊队的球迷，我也是小熊队的球迷。” 老师生气了：“没有理由，”她大声说，“如果你的妈妈是个笨蛋，你爸爸是个白痴。那你会成为什么？” 女孩停顿了一会儿，微笑说：“我是白袜队的球迷。” A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Sox fans too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. One girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan." Then, asks the teacher, what are you? "Why I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks the girl why she is a Cubs fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Cubs fans, and I'm a Cubs fan too." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says the girl, "I'd be a Sox fan." |
