意大利人 Italian [英][ɪ'tælɪən] [美][ɪˈtæljən]中英文小故事：意大利人经过德克萨斯 两个意大利男人开车经过德克萨斯时，一个州警把他们拦截下来。警察走了过来，用他的警棍轻轻敲打汽车窗口。 司机摇下车窗，警察用警棍敲打他的头。司机说：“你为什么要这样做？ 警察说：“你是在德克萨斯，儿子。当我把你拦住时，你就应该准备好了你的驾照。” 司机说：“对不起，长官，我不是这里的。” 警察检查那家伙执照，他是干净的。他把驾照还给了他后，走到车的乘客一侧和用他的警棍轻轻敲打汽车窗口。乘客把窗口摇下，警察用他的警棍敲打乘客。 乘客说：“你想做什么？” 警察说：“只是希望你的愿望成真。” 乘客说：“是吗？” 警察说：“我知道，你们顺着这条路再走两英里，你们一定会说，我希望那家伙会一直跟我说废话！” Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that? The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready." Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick. The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true." The passenger says, "Huh?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that guy would've tried that crap with me! 中英文例句 I like italian food best of all. 我最喜欢意大利菜。 Italian justice has a reputation for moving very slowly. 意大利的司法以“慢”而出名。 The guide has some acquaintance with italian. 导游懂得一点意大利语。 Every italian possesses a tiny bit of silvio. 每个意大利人身上都有些许贝卢斯科尼的影子。 Where is the nearest italian restaurant? 最近的意大利餐馆在哪？ |
