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这可不是我对好邻居的定义，我的标准跟这些可不一样： 好邻居:关注你的家。 坏邻居:关注你的妻子。 好邻居:总想把她的苹果派给你一块。 坏邻居:总想把她的情绪分你一些。 好邻居：问你可否把音乐声音调大点儿。 坏邻居:问你可否把音乐烧掉。 好邻居:结冰时，主动帮你铲除车道上的冰。 坏邻居:死都不会主动帮你铲除车道上的冰。 That's not exactly how I’d define a good neighbor. I’ve got other criteria ： Good neighbor： Keeps an eye on your house. Bad neighbor： Keeps an eye on your wife, Good neighbor： Eager to give you a piece of her apple pie. Bad neighbor： Eager to give you a piece of her mind. Good neighbor： Asks if you can turn your music up. Bad neighbor： Asks if you can burn your music up. Good neighbor： Offers to help you scrape your driveway when it freezes over. Bad neighbor： Offers to help you scrape your driveway when hell freezes over. |
