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鳄鱼alligator[英]['ælɪɡeɪtə(r)] [美][ˈælɪˌɡetɚ] 中英文小笑话：这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋 一个年轻的金发女郎在路易斯安那州的深处旅行。有些道路很糟糕，因此她 想要双真正的鳄鱼皮鞋，可是又不愿付出当地卖主开出的高价。 一店主“恕不还价”的态度使她非常沮丧,于是她大声嚷道:“也许我该出去亲 自抓一只鳄鱼，这样我就能以合理的价格得到一双鳄鱼鞋。” 店主说：“请便吧，朋友。也许你很走运，会弄到一双大的。” 女郎咬咬牙，转身向沼泽地走去，准备亲手抓只鳄鱼。 当天下午，在开车回家的路上，店主看到一个年轻妇女手提猎枪,站在齐腰的水中，这时，他看到一个巨大的9英尺长的鳄鱼向她快速游去。 她举起手，杀死了鳄鱼,费了很大的力气把它拖到岸边。附近还有另外几只死鳄鱼。 店主惊奇地看着。这时，女郎抽打着鳄鱼的后背，失望地叫喊道：“真该死！这只鳄鱼也没有穿鞋!” This Alligator Is Not Wearing Any Shoes Either A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shop keepers ，the blonde shouted, “ Maybe I will just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price! ’’ The shopkeeper said，“ By all means，be my guest. Maybe you will luck out and catch yourself a big one!” Determined，the blonde turned and headed for the swamps，set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9 feet alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim，killed the creature and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back，and frustrated，shouted out，“ Damn it! This one is not wearing any shoes either! “ 中英文例句 1. The alligator offered no extra luck, however. 然而鳄鱼并有给他们带来好运气。 2. Tod's hugely expensive ipad case is also crafted out of genuine alligator skin. tod's的超昂贵ipad皮套也是由真正的鳄鱼皮制成的。 3. No, not from an alligator, but the scars of a painful past. 不，这伤疤不是被鳄鱼咬的，而是过去的痛苦经历留下的疤痕。 4. A rare albino alligator photographed from underwater creates a mirror-like reflection on the surface. 在水下拍到的一只罕见的白鳄鱼，它的身子在水面处反射出对称的倒影。 5. When placed in water, the drunken volunteers fared even worse, and the alligator markedly better, sawyer said. 索耶说，在水中的时候，醉酒的志愿者表现更加糟糕，而鳄鱼明的表现明显卓越。 |
