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鹦鹉parrot[英]['pærət] [美][ˈperət] 中英文小笑话：传教士买鹦鹉 一个传教士在买鹦鹉。 “你确信它不会尖叫，大叫或诅咒别人吗?”传教士问。 “哦,绝对不会。它是一只虔诚的鹦鹉。”店主保证说。 “你看见它腿上的这些细绳了吗？当你拉动右面的这根，它会背诵天主经，当你拉动左面的那根，它会背诵赞美诗。” “太棒了！”传教士说：“但是如果我同时拉动两条绳子，会发生什么呢?” “我会从树干上掉下去的。你这个笨蛋!”鹦鹉尖声说道。 Buy a Parrot A preacher is buying a parrot. “Are you sure it does not scream, yell, or swear?” asked the preacher. “Oh absolutely. It is a religious parrot，” the storekeeper assures him. “Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord’s prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.” “Wonderful!” says the preacher, “but what happens if you pull both strings?” “I fall off my perch. You stupid fool!” screeched the parrot. 中英文例句 1. And at least one parrot figured out something close to the mathematical concept of zero. 至少已经有一只鹦鹉能够理解一些与“0”相近的数学概念。 2. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire bible. 我送给她一只传奇鹦鹉，能背诵整本圣经。 3. You could ask the parrot any verse in the bible, and he could quote it word for word. 这只鹦鹉可以背出圣经里的任何一段诗歌，你可以逐字逐句的对照。 4. Investors might be showing such exceptional foresight at the moment, or they may simply be spotting imaginary signs of life in a dead parrot. 投资者们在此时要有非凡的远见，否则就只是人云亦云而已。 5. The crowd gasped as the partition was taken away and they realized that the voice was that of a parrot. 分隔物被拿掉的时候人们倒抽了一口冷气，他们发现声音是一只鹦鹉发出来的。 |
