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一个六岁的小男孩告诉父亲说，他打算和马路对面的小女孩结婚。父亲是个很现代的人，受过很好的教育，很懂得怎么样对付孩子。他用手捂住脸，强忍住笑，说：“这是很严肃的一步。你们认真地考虑过了吗?" 年幼的儿子回答说："考虑过了。我们可以在我的房间住一星期，再到她的房间住一星期。反正就在马路对面，如果我怕黑还可以跑回家。” "交通问题呢？"父亲问道。 小男孩答道："我有小货车，而且我们两个都有小三轮车。” 父亲问的每一个问题，孩子都对答如流。 最后，父亲恼火地问："孩子怎么办？你知道,你们结婚以后要生孩子的。” '“我们也考虑到了。”小男孩说，“我们不打算要孩子。每次她下一个蛋，我都会踩破它！” Between Boy and Father A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and we N-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. “That’s a serious step,” he said, “Have you thought it out completely?” “ Yes,” his young son answered, “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark. “How about transportation?” the father asked. “ I have my wagon，and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies? When you’re married, you're liable to have babies，you know. “We’ve thought about that, too," the little boy replied. “We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!” |
